SKU: 80910898212

Forever Cramped: The 40 Year Ultra Adventures of a Committed Gorehound

Sale price$43.28 Regular price$48.09
Save 10%

Pay in installments of $12.02 with ShopPay, AfterPay and Klarna

Shipping Estimate
USA
  • USA
  • CAN

Ships within 48 hours · Estimated delivery Jul 22 - Jul 27

Promo Codes Available:

For Your Every Summer RSVP, with Code: SUMMER15

Description

Forever Cramped: The 40 Year Ultra Adventures of a Committed GorehoundIn 2016 I wrote my biography on the embryonic years of Primal Scream from 1984 87 and in December 2018, I got an almighty compulsion to write my own personal fan boy book, about thee greatest rock n roll band on the planet The Cramps. From tearing it up in 1979 at The Glasgow Apollo to catching their last ever UK gig at London Astoria in 2006, its been one helluva adventure to Crampsville and back. If you wanna bust loose to some red hot rockabilly,

In 2016 I wrote my biography on the embryonic years of Primal Scream from 1984-87 and in December 2018, I got an almighty compulsion to write my own personal fan-boy book, about thee greatest rock n roll band on the planet-The Cramps.
From tearing it up in 1979 at The Glasgow Apollo to catching their last ever UK gig at London Astoria in 2006, itÕs been one helluva adventure to Crampsville and back.
If you wanna bust loose to some red-hot rockabilly, fuzz out to ass-shakin garage nuggets with a healthy dose of 70s punk attitude-The Cramps are for your stay sick pleasure!
Where else are you gonna find such beautiful monsters as Lux Interior-PoisonIvy-Bryan Gregory-Nick Knox and Kid Congo?
And if these songs donÕt grab you: ÔGarbagemanÕ ÔNew Kind Of KickÕ ÔHuman FlyÕor ÔDrug TrainÕ-YouÕre already dead...

Shipping Notes
  • Free Standard Shipping on $100+ Orders to the USA.
  • Except Preorder products are shipped in 48 hours.
  • Delivery to the USA:
  1. Standard Shipping : 3-10 business days
  • If time is of the essence, please consider selecting expedited delivery for faster service.
Exchange/Return Notes
  • We offer a 30-day return/exchange service after receiving.
  • Final sale items are not eligible for returns or exchanges.
  • To process your return/exchange, please contact us at [email protected]
  • Please click here for more details>>> Return & Exchange Policy
SKU: 80910898212

Discover Niche Categories That Outsell

Top-Converting Item to Boost Your Average Order

4.3 ★★★★★
Based on 26 reviews
Sort
Highest Rating
Newest First
Oldest First
Product Reviews
J
Verified Purchase
J. G.
Bozeman, US
★★★★★ 3
Lab tested. Lab approved.
Style: Plush Surprise Color, Size: 24"
My two Labradors make quick work of these. They love them. But Not very durable. Stuffing everywhere.
WAS THIS REVIEW HELPFUL?YesReportShare
Reviewed in the United States on May 21, 2026
M
Verified Purchase
M. G. Dolan
Port Orchard, US
★★★★★ 5
Our dog loves them
Style: Latex Surpise Color, Size: 6"
Not for every type of dog, but our dog LOVES these things. Try one and see how it goes. They are cheap, so no great loss if your dog doesn't like it, But if it does, you'll have a great time with them. Best $3 I could spend
WAS THIS REVIEW HELPFUL?YesReportShare
Reviewed in the United States on May 20, 2026
D
Verified Purchase
David M.
Lowell, US
★★★★★ 4
Tie a Knot in it if it rips
Style: Plush Surprise Color, Size: 6", Style: Plush Surprise Color, Size: 6"
My puppy split the middle belly seam in about 5 minutes of spirited play with the white foam and squeak assembly scattered about, but he loves these loofa toys - goes nuts for them. Went through a couple of the little $3 ones so I tried this big one which he ripped apart. But I tied a knot in the middle of it over the ripped part and guess what, it's better than before. He loves the whipping the big knot around. The part where it ripped was where they filled it I think but the rest of the stitching is really quite solid. Takes a beating, to a point. The little ones lasted a reasonable time before they were totally played.
WAS THIS REVIEW HELPFUL?YesReportShare
Reviewed in the United States on February 15, 2026
A
Verified Purchase
Amazon Customer
Boise, US
★★★★★ 5
Do research
Size: Small
My pups love to shred things. This was a good toy for them to satisfy their need to shred things. My dogs are on the smaller side and I went with a small. I do encourage people to do their research and not leave this toy unsupervised. If your dog eats toys they shred this might not be a good toy for you. Coconut fiber can become impacted if too much is consumed. Unlike other reviewers I didn’t notice to much of a mess outside any other toy a dog might shred.
WAS THIS REVIEW HELPFUL?YesReportShare
Reviewed in the United States on February 28, 2024
M
Verified Purchase
MDR & JAR
Battle Creek, US
★★★★★ 1
Not Suitable for Power Chewers
Size: Large
Coconut fiber toys aren’t ideal for heavy chewers. They shred easily, can be swallowed, and may cause choking or intestinal blockages. The coffee wood is a safe durable product and loved but my dogs. I wish I would have done more research before buying the coconut fibers chew.
WAS THIS REVIEW HELPFUL?YesReportShare
Reviewed in the United States on January 29, 2026

recommand products