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Monsters Eat Whiny Children

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Monsters Eat Whiny ChildrenThis cautionary tale about whiny children being eaten by monsters is upended when the monsters cannot decide how best to prepare their meal. A whiny child salad doesn't work because there's paprika in the dressing. A whiny child cake won't do because the flour spills all over the floor. Whiny child burgers are out of the question because the grill is too hard to light. When the persnickety monsters finally decide that whiny child cucumber sandwiches

This cautionary tale about whiny children being eaten by monsters is upended when the monsters cannot decide how best to prepare their meal. A whiny child salad doesn't work because there's paprika in the dressing. A whiny child cake won't do because the flour spills all over the floor. Whiny child burgers are out of the question because the grill is too hard to light. When the persnickety monsters finally decide that whiny child cucumber sandwiches are the perfect solution, their whiny children have escaped. At least the children have learned their lesson...for now.

Binding Type: Hardcover
Publisher: Simon & Schuster Books for Young Readers
Published: 08/31/2010
ISBN: 9781416986898
Pages: 40
Weight: 0.96lbs
Size: 11.30h x 8.74w x 0.43d

Review Citations: Hornbook Guide to Children 01/01/2011 pg. 32
Publishers Weekly 07/05/2010
Kirkus Reviews 07/15/2010
Booklist 08/01/2010 pg. 60
School Library Journal 09/01/2010 pg. 127
SLJ's Best Books 12/01/2010 pg. 28

Accelerated Reader Quiz #/Name: 139664 / Monsters Eat Whiny Children
Reading Level: 3.8 / Interest Level: Lower Grade / Point Value: 0.5
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