Funky Trunks Scaled Back Boy's Sidewinder Trunks

Funky Trunks Scaled Back Boy's Sidewinder TrunksWhen the R&D teams of the global swimwear brands built their high tech performance race suits, the creature they chose to emulate was the shark. Which in hindsight was a pretty good idea due to the speed and scary nature of the shark. Our R&D team unfortunately thought the hippopotamus would be our animal of choice. So were selling off our hippopotamus skins to anyone that will buy them, so we can pick another faster marine creature to inspire the

This print has been produced via the latest direct digital printing technology, which means it is better for the environment as there is minimal wastage and water consumption in the printing process.

Our latest skincare treatment has been scientifically proven by medical-type professionals who are massive on TT, that getting stung by any sort of jellyfish helps keep your skin young and supple. Which is why our latest swimwear is woven with the stinging tentacles of jellyfish and blue bottles. After you’ve worn our swimwear, you’ll need to regularly purchase our anti-sting treatment to help relieve the pain that you will experience. But at the end of it all you will look and feel amazing and we’ll have pocketed your hard earned money. This print is a repeating pattern so each product will look slightly different. We can’t guarantee that what you see in a photo is exactly what you’ll get, but it does mean you will be an individual!