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Not Your Mother's Goose

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Not Your Mother's GooseNot Your Mother's Goose proves that fairy tales and nursery rhymes aren't just for kids anymore. Envision it as the Cliffs Notes of children's stories if Cliffs Notes was overtaken by Dave Barry or the folks at The Onion. Not Your Mother's Goose is a series of totally irreverent, mega sarcastic fairy tale recaps, along with a host of hilarious fake news stories and headlines ranging from Old MacDonald bombing on Wheel of Fortune after only buying

Not Your Mother's Goose proves that fairy tales and nursery rhymes aren't just for kids anymore. Envision it as the Cliffs Notes of children's stories -- if Cliffs Notes was overtaken by Dave Barry or the folks at The Onion. Not Your Mother's Goose is a series of totally irreverent, mega-sarcastic fairy tale recaps, along with a host of hilarious fake news stories and headlines ranging from Old MacDonald bombing on Wheel of Fortune after only buying vowels to Pinocchio succumbing to a lengthy battle with Dutch Elm Disease. Mix in illustrations reminiscent of Gary Larson's classic Far Side cartoons, and you're left with a madcap read that will leave you laughing all the way from Rumpelstiltskin's Twitter feed to Humpty Dumpty's Facebook page (where Jack is still trying to grow a beanstalk--in FarmVille).



Binding Type: Paperback
Publisher: Crd Press
Published: 08/26/2015
ISBN: 9780990964407
Pages: 70
Weight: 0.35lbs
Size: 10.00h x 8.00w x 0.15d
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Theresa
Birmingham, US
★★★★★ 4
No show but stays on
Size: Medium, Color: (014) Halo Gray / Halo Gray / Castlerock
I wear these socks daily. They truly don’t show with my workout shoes or with hey dudes. But the best thing about them is that they actually stay on your foot. I work out hard and I don’t ever have to pull them up. I do wish they were just a little bit thicker than they are, but they are definitely a product I will buy again.
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Kira Stewart
Carnegie, US
★★★★★ 5
My favorite socks
Size: Medium, Color: (659) Fuchsia Dusk / Fuchsia Dusk / Tourmaline Pink
Very comfortable. True to size. Moisture wicking
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Jro
Boise, US
★★★★★ 5
Great for workouts
Size: 10.5, Color: (110) Summit White/White/Khaki Base
I bought these shoes for home workouts, both lifting and aerobics. They're very stable, have the perfect amount of cushion without compromising stability, and are comfortable. They run a bit small; I'm usually a 10, ordered a 10.5 and my toe is at the end. They're snug but not tight and seem to have a good amount of room in the toe box. I'd recommend these.
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Animals
Battle Creek, US
★★★★★ 5
My walking shoes
Size: 8.5, Color: (418) Blue Smoke/White/Nu Blue
I bought these last year before a vacation when I knew we'd be doing miles of walking a day. I had ZERO blisters breaking them in and immediately walking 10k+ steps in them. Now they still get a lot of wear at home for outings when walking will be involved. No issues, very comfortable, would recommend!
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K Soles
Pawtucket, US
★★★★★ 5
Don’t pass these up!
Size: 9, Color: (673) Tourmaline Pink/Summit White/Maroon Mist
I’m 67 years old, 5’3” tall, and weigh 117 pounds. I bought these shoes to wear during my daily “walking workouts “. When I first tried the shoes on they seemed too firm but I decided to give them a try and I’m glad I did! The cushioning was excellent and there was ample toe room. The color of the shoes is the same as the picture - and is really pretty.
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